The Golden Spatula

Stats

Values as the League of Legends Wiki's item data lists them, for every mode; the data doesn't state their units.

Effects

• Doing Something (unique): You are permanently On Fire!, causing you to Burn enemies within 400 units every second for 26 to 43 magic damage and reduce your abilities' remaining cooldowns by 0.2 seconds every 0.25 seconds as well as gain 5% bonus movement speed, increased to 20% while facing nearby enemy champions, 20% bonus attack speed, 50 to 900 bonus health, 1.5 bonus mana regeneration, and 4 bonus energy regeneration. While On Fire!, however, you also take 25% increased damage and reduce the effectiveness of incoming heals and shields by 25%.³

• The Golden Spatula works well with haste-giving augments and can remove the need to buy mana items early.⁴
• The Golden Spatula is a better fit for a damage dealer than most tanks; Shen is an exception because he can use every stat it provides.⁵
• A support who uses basic attacks with Sword of Blossoming Dawn can make use of The Golden Spatula despite its healing and shielding penalty.⁶

• Quest: Urf's Champion rewards The Golden Spatula after eight champion takedowns, with at most one takedown per enemy each round. Hitting Kled GOH tomatoes counts toward the goal.⁷ Patch unknown
• Completing Urf's Champion before removing or replacing it preserves The Golden Spatula.⁸
• Completing The Golden Spatula quest prevents Shareholder from being offered afterward; Shareholder must be completed first.⁹¹⁰
• Completing The Golden Spatula quest before obtaining Shardblade prevents Shardblade from being offered. Completing the quest after obtaining Shardblade allows the item to be received while keeping the Shardblade run going.^111213141516
• Quest items such as The Golden Spatula disable stat-anvil runs.¹⁷¹¹

The Golden Spatula counts as a Burn source.⁷ Patch unknown

• The Golden Spatula reduces abilities' remaining cooldowns over time, which can help Tryndamere's ultimate cooldown.¹⁸

The Golden Spatula's On Fire! effect gives a stack for Pyromancers.¹⁹

Masterworks improve only an item's primary stats, so they do not improve The Golden Spatula's On Fire! effects.²⁰

• Shields or healing from augments, or The Golden Spatula's omnivamp, can offset its healing and shielding penalty.²¹³

• The level 2 tooltip says The Golden Spatula increases its stats by 120%, while the bonus is 20%.²²⁷
• If the inventory is full when the Urf's Champion quest awards The Golden Spatula, the item does not upgrade from the level 2 augment.²³

Earlier formats

The Golden Spatula's On Fire! effect counted for Pyro.²⁴ 8x2 duos

• With Urf's Champion and Icathia's Fall, buying both Hollow Radiance and Sunfire Aegis let The Golden Spatula count as two Burns for Pyromancer while taking one item slot.²⁵ 8x2 duos
• The Golden Spatula did not prevent Shardholder from appearing after the quest was obtained or completed.²⁶²⁷ 8x2 duos
• Full critical strike items, The Golden Spatula, and Vulnerability were used together on Zeri to deal high damage with one or two Q casts.²⁸ 8x2 duos